Pooper Scooper for people who hate touching poop!

"Let's go grab some dog poop!"
Said no person ever in the history of anything. 

Hey Bestie, I got you. I know you hate the feel of warm dog poop through a bag. Well guess what I got you: "Pooper Scooper for people who hate touching poop!".

What?!? That's right! Told you I got you covered, check this out: Crafted for maximum convenience, this life saver features a GAME CHANGING claw mechanism that scoops and bags dog waste in a single motion, keeping your hands spotless.
No more poop fingers!
Equipped with a built-in poop bag dispenser and a sleek, portable design, it’s perrrrrfect for walks, dog parks, hikes, and basically anywhere you have to pick up after your dog.
Honestly, why are you still reading this? Are you still thinking about that time you went to pick up after fido and there was a hole in the bag? 
Does the nickname "poop fingers" make you want to die? Me too. 

Can I stop talking about poop and you just go buy one now?
Please?